Dear Whistlestop Cafe,
You suck. I ask for a cappaccino, and get something that tastes like you skipped a single coffee bean over the surface of a 55 gallon drum of soy milk. Your machine pulls shots that go white at the end. Whistlestop Cafe, WTF? WTF? Are you retarded? Owned by dullards? Have you no taste, no dignity?
This is what I get for getting coffee in Lee's Summit.
You suck. I ask for a cappaccino, and get something that tastes like you skipped a single coffee bean over the surface of a 55 gallon drum of soy milk. Your machine pulls shots that go white at the end. Whistlestop Cafe, WTF? WTF? Are you retarded? Owned by dullards? Have you no taste, no dignity?
This is what I get for getting coffee in Lee's Summit.
posted by Steven Sanders | 7:58 AM
6 Comments:
You forgot "from hell's heart, I stab at thee!"
Maybe next time you'll try that coffee that Burger King started selling instead.
I hate that effin' cafe! tell them to suck it.
Going to BK coffee instead is like switching from watered down turd water to less watered down turd water. But,as you say, (or as Voltaire said, but I digress) "Once a philosopher..."
Ouch - I appreciate your honesty!! I am the new owner at the Whistle Stop and I would like to invite you to try our coffee again on the house. Please ask for me - I'm Terrie. We are new owners as of April and hope we have fixed the coffee problems. Hopefully you'll like it now! Terrie
The new owners must have corrected the past problems. The coffee and the atmosphere was fantastic. Just wish I lived closer.
Must of been the kids behind the bar. Or I am used to Broadway Cafe, Whistlestop is still the same, and everyone else has different standards than me. Either /or.
Honestly, I'm surprised to see this many (2) people that dont read my blog regularly reading this part. Go figure.
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