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Location: Kansas City, MO

Friday, January 06, 2006

Dear Whistlestop Cafe,

You suck. I ask for a cappaccino, and get something that tastes like you skipped a single coffee bean over the surface of a 55 gallon drum of soy milk. Your machine pulls shots that go white at the end. Whistlestop Cafe, WTF? WTF? Are you retarded? Owned by dullards? Have you no taste, no dignity?

This is what I get for getting coffee in Lee's Summit.